Always Highed Up

Currently I am baked. Some fools will tell you that they are "half-baked" but dammit who really wants to be half baked? When you want something, you want to 100 percent all the way and not half of the way. When you want some pussy, you don't be to have half-pussy, you want PUSSY! So I'm currently baked to the damn maxium right now. My homie David and I are chillin listening to some fat raps and devising a plan on how we will never be sober when we head to Panama in the Spring.

Shout out to Killa Cam and B-money(Brent) because we will be smashing top models come March my guys!

We lost in the egg bowl this weekend...so fucking what? Can't we just all grab a bong and tag along???

I'm going to be buffer than fucking chuck norris and sylvestor stallione combined. 500 push ups a day and tell me I will be able wipe my ass with a kleenex.

I'm writing fat raps right now because I feel that greenery inspires me to do the things I love to do with a passion. That is rap and fuck bad bitches. I feed my women champagne and dank ass green.

Shoutout to Ryan for smoking with some other guy. I thought we had a weed bond. That is where we smoke and chill and eat everything that is in James' snack bend. Sorry James, we kill your rice krispies, honey buns, fruit snacks, and breakfast bars alllllll the time. I will pay you back one day I just don't think it will be soon.

Shoutout to my "partner" in this blog, Gerard. This was our blog a long time ago until he stop posting shit so I made this my shit and I run the lane now. Anybody that comes in the paint will get banged on site. I'm something like kobe and melo in one. I slay fools. I take their bitches and we get high while you get sad and depressed.

Jazz is making some rotel dip. SMASHHHHHHH ON OOOOO LEARYYYY!!!!!

Logan Dukes=one of the thickest white girls I KNOW. shout out to her ass for shaking it on a brother this saturday at Taylor's Pub. I greatly appreciate it for real baby.

Finals are coming up and I am going to blaze through them. I'm going to do what my mom told me and that was drink alot of fluids and get a good rest. I agree mom. Gin and juice and great naps are what I need during finals. Can't wait.

David is making Sean Kingston/Jason Derolu/Fake Akon type of pop music right now. It's cool though because that is what makes money nowadays. And plus I'm high, so everything sounds cool right now.

Me and david flowing like a bitch right now. I'll catch you guys later. Studio flow right about now.

Ben is a muhfuggin gorilla

This is going to trip most of you out, but I'm sober as fuck. Thats crazy huh? I never do posts unless I am drunk out of my damn mind...Thing is, tonight has been so fuggin cool that I had to post a little sum sum.

Thank God that I am not dead because earlier I could not even function and I thought I had the little flu bug. I'm so glad that was just some sucka shit that held me down for a couple of hours. Right now, i feel like I could drink a couple of gallons of barcardi with fucking ease.

On to tonight...my homeboy Jarrod brought some of his homegirls from state in. They look straight but I can kind of tell that they don't like me. Fuck em. I'm about this fucking money anyway and this ONE girl. Yeah I think I kind of fell in love again. I have these strong feelings toward one of my friends and she is so damn perfect. Don't tell her I said I love her but she has a piece of my heart fasho.

Shoutout to Cam's brother. He is one cool mothafucker. He is a champion drinker so he is all good with me.

Ryan and Brent.....yeah lets go to tha SKY again reallllll soon hahaha.

Ay Big Rich..I just mention you so shut tha fuck up about me not talking about you.

Ben did some lion king shit tonight, everybody in the LRC was F.A.D.E.D. Dante, Kendall, Sam, David, Ben.....tha force is with you young man. I literally DIED after watching his gorilla impression. College life is fucking sweet.

I'm too higheddd up

A star was born on November 4th, 1991. His name is me and I am him. I will not say my name because my mother looks me up on google all the time and I feel she would be very disappointed in what I am doing. Sorry mom, I'm just wylin out because I am fucking dope. Today has been a great birthday and I am proud to say that 19 years of age is the shit.Shoutout to my boy Killa Cam for buying my damn food. He is a true friend. If it was the end of the world, I would want to fuck a bad bitch and then drink a beer with Cameron. Great times budyy. Bishoff, you are a bitch. I'm not being sarcastic either. Your jokes used to be funny, and now they are fucking offensive. I will not put up with your bitchassness anymore and yes bitchassness is a word. Look it up. Shoutout to Brent. He is a cool cat. His friend Ryan too. She drinks a Bacardi bottle like a cat drinks milk, it doesn't fucking phase her. She is a fucking G and respect to her for that.

MY SEARCH FOR A SLUT IS ABOUT TO GET SERIOUS. I wanna rage on a female right now and I'm about to do so this weekend. I'm sorry if this blog sounds crazy, but I am 19 and I'm moonwalking on the sun. High talk bitches.


I'm about to crash and think of how these jello shots will become my water tomorrow. I'm out my people. BLACK POWER!