Good P Huntinggg

It's been a minute for me. I was getting P like a maniac this summer and early in the school year. The girl I topped off at the university in the first couple of weeks shall remain nameless on the fact that 1) I don't know the bitches name and 2) I'm not in the mood to get clowned right now. These hoes are holding themselves to too much of a high standard outchea in oxford. I mean I know you bad baby, but your friend and the bitch behind you and the bitch throwing up on rebel ride are all hotter than you. I believe all these girls should be very humble and understand that I just want you to come out of that dress and give me what I have been craving for. I feel like a maniac out here. I've never done this yet, but I believe I might start flashing some money around to make these chicks look. It's a proven fact that money attracts bitches like pepper jack cheese to a starving rat.

GOLD DIGGING BITCHES I GOT MONEY.

I won't pay to get P ever in my life but flashing it around will make them break their necks. I'll feed em champagne and maybe let them get a hit of the mid but besides that, hoes get no love from me.

One dude I know said he has gone to the point of wanting to fuck a negative rating chick. I'm not going that far but I will say when dudes are in need, their standards LOWER tremendously. My standards don't matter because I am feein for a chick to just do tha nasty. Afterwards, she can get the fuck out of my car, room, or the lobby. I'm thinking it must be because of Rush that these girls act like they don't want men but I promise to all that I will bag me a few white girls before its all said and done. Black girl will be smashed, and asians beware because I will make you cook me fried rice after I smash.

Tonight I will take one for the team....


Hopefully Halloween(which is the week AFTER rush) my minaj fantasy will be completed. I know this fantasy is highly unreachable but fuck your opinion. I believe in my fucking self and I am Mr. Rager. My calm demeanor helps me most of the time but when I RAGE, these hoes know what I come for.