Always Highed Up

Currently I am baked. Some fools will tell you that they are "half-baked" but dammit who really wants to be half baked? When you want something, you want to 100 percent all the way and not half of the way. When you want some pussy, you don't be to have half-pussy, you want PUSSY! So I'm currently baked to the damn maxium right now. My homie David and I are chillin listening to some fat raps and devising a plan on how we will never be sober when we head to Panama in the Spring.

Shout out to Killa Cam and B-money(Brent) because we will be smashing top models come March my guys!

We lost in the egg bowl this weekend...so fucking what? Can't we just all grab a bong and tag along???

I'm going to be buffer than fucking chuck norris and sylvestor stallione combined. 500 push ups a day and tell me I will be able wipe my ass with a kleenex.

I'm writing fat raps right now because I feel that greenery inspires me to do the things I love to do with a passion. That is rap and fuck bad bitches. I feed my women champagne and dank ass green.

Shoutout to Ryan for smoking with some other guy. I thought we had a weed bond. That is where we smoke and chill and eat everything that is in James' snack bend. Sorry James, we kill your rice krispies, honey buns, fruit snacks, and breakfast bars alllllll the time. I will pay you back one day I just don't think it will be soon.

Shoutout to my "partner" in this blog, Gerard. This was our blog a long time ago until he stop posting shit so I made this my shit and I run the lane now. Anybody that comes in the paint will get banged on site. I'm something like kobe and melo in one. I slay fools. I take their bitches and we get high while you get sad and depressed.

Jazz is making some rotel dip. SMASHHHHHHH ON OOOOO LEARYYYY!!!!!

Logan Dukes=one of the thickest white girls I KNOW. shout out to her ass for shaking it on a brother this saturday at Taylor's Pub. I greatly appreciate it for real baby.

Finals are coming up and I am going to blaze through them. I'm going to do what my mom told me and that was drink alot of fluids and get a good rest. I agree mom. Gin and juice and great naps are what I need during finals. Can't wait.

David is making Sean Kingston/Jason Derolu/Fake Akon type of pop music right now. It's cool though because that is what makes money nowadays. And plus I'm high, so everything sounds cool right now.

Me and david flowing like a bitch right now. I'll catch you guys later. Studio flow right about now.

Ben is a muhfuggin gorilla

This is going to trip most of you out, but I'm sober as fuck. Thats crazy huh? I never do posts unless I am drunk out of my damn mind...Thing is, tonight has been so fuggin cool that I had to post a little sum sum.

Thank God that I am not dead because earlier I could not even function and I thought I had the little flu bug. I'm so glad that was just some sucka shit that held me down for a couple of hours. Right now, i feel like I could drink a couple of gallons of barcardi with fucking ease.

On to tonight...my homeboy Jarrod brought some of his homegirls from state in. They look straight but I can kind of tell that they don't like me. Fuck em. I'm about this fucking money anyway and this ONE girl. Yeah I think I kind of fell in love again. I have these strong feelings toward one of my friends and she is so damn perfect. Don't tell her I said I love her but she has a piece of my heart fasho.

Shoutout to Cam's brother. He is one cool mothafucker. He is a champion drinker so he is all good with me.

Ryan and Brent.....yeah lets go to tha SKY again reallllll soon hahaha.

Ay Big Rich..I just mention you so shut tha fuck up about me not talking about you.

Ben did some lion king shit tonight, everybody in the LRC was F.A.D.E.D. Dante, Kendall, Sam, David, Ben.....tha force is with you young man. I literally DIED after watching his gorilla impression. College life is fucking sweet.

I'm too higheddd up

A star was born on November 4th, 1991. His name is me and I am him. I will not say my name because my mother looks me up on google all the time and I feel she would be very disappointed in what I am doing. Sorry mom, I'm just wylin out because I am fucking dope. Today has been a great birthday and I am proud to say that 19 years of age is the shit.Shoutout to my boy Killa Cam for buying my damn food. He is a true friend. If it was the end of the world, I would want to fuck a bad bitch and then drink a beer with Cameron. Great times budyy. Bishoff, you are a bitch. I'm not being sarcastic either. Your jokes used to be funny, and now they are fucking offensive. I will not put up with your bitchassness anymore and yes bitchassness is a word. Look it up. Shoutout to Brent. He is a cool cat. His friend Ryan too. She drinks a Bacardi bottle like a cat drinks milk, it doesn't fucking phase her. She is a fucking G and respect to her for that.

MY SEARCH FOR A SLUT IS ABOUT TO GET SERIOUS. I wanna rage on a female right now and I'm about to do so this weekend. I'm sorry if this blog sounds crazy, but I am 19 and I'm moonwalking on the sun. High talk bitches.


I'm about to crash and think of how these jello shots will become my water tomorrow. I'm out my people. BLACK POWER!

Good P Huntinggg

It's been a minute for me. I was getting P like a maniac this summer and early in the school year. The girl I topped off at the university in the first couple of weeks shall remain nameless on the fact that 1) I don't know the bitches name and 2) I'm not in the mood to get clowned right now. These hoes are holding themselves to too much of a high standard outchea in oxford. I mean I know you bad baby, but your friend and the bitch behind you and the bitch throwing up on rebel ride are all hotter than you. I believe all these girls should be very humble and understand that I just want you to come out of that dress and give me what I have been craving for. I feel like a maniac out here. I've never done this yet, but I believe I might start flashing some money around to make these chicks look. It's a proven fact that money attracts bitches like pepper jack cheese to a starving rat.

GOLD DIGGING BITCHES I GOT MONEY.

I won't pay to get P ever in my life but flashing it around will make them break their necks. I'll feed em champagne and maybe let them get a hit of the mid but besides that, hoes get no love from me.

One dude I know said he has gone to the point of wanting to fuck a negative rating chick. I'm not going that far but I will say when dudes are in need, their standards LOWER tremendously. My standards don't matter because I am feein for a chick to just do tha nasty. Afterwards, she can get the fuck out of my car, room, or the lobby. I'm thinking it must be because of Rush that these girls act like they don't want men but I promise to all that I will bag me a few white girls before its all said and done. Black girl will be smashed, and asians beware because I will make you cook me fried rice after I smash.

Tonight I will take one for the team....


Hopefully Halloween(which is the week AFTER rush) my minaj fantasy will be completed. I know this fantasy is highly unreachable but fuck your opinion. I believe in my fucking self and I am Mr. Rager. My calm demeanor helps me most of the time but when I RAGE, these hoes know what I come for.

In tha bakery

Coming to you live from the...bakery? yeah i'm that roasted right now. Bischoff, and cameron, brent, I'm sorry you couldn't join me in the most best of expierences. I am now in the clouds with not a care in the world..I love you guys (no homo0. This is all i am going to say...word to khalifa man, I amm UP UP UP UP UP...you get the stoner lingo bitch.

Mr. Ragerrrrrrrrrrrrrr is an emotional motherfucker

Last week, I came to an epiphany, or so I thought. Through all of the usage of (insert your favorite alcoholic drink here) I finally realized that the girl of my so called fucked up "dreams" wasn't nothing more than a trick. A beautiful, seducing trick but still a fucking trick. I will not apologize for my obscene language because I'm trying to get my post across so if you are not feeling my message, fuck off. Anyways, like I was saying, I came to the point where my love for this girl completely evaporated. Actually, my emotions for any hoe where completely gone. I told my mom, friends, and other random girls that I had no love for hoes anymore. I would never let my emotions get in the way of my mission. Basically I'm saying all I want to do know is smash and then leave the bitch on the spot. Why so ruthless Mr. Rager?? Because I have no emotions bitches.....but hold up, I just came to another Epiphany while I was typing my english paper...IF I HAD NO FUCKING EMOTIONS I WOULDN'T EVEN CARE TO TALK ABOUT THIS IN THIS MANNER SO I MUST STILL HAVE EMOTIONS BUT MY EMOTIONAL MINDSTATE IS FUCK YOU AND WHATEVER YOU STAND FOR BECAUSE I'M RAGING IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER. It feels good to have emotions again because without them, I am not me.


Since Mr. Rager is sort of like my alter ego, I've started to grow my hair out again. First time I grew it out was around 2 years ago because I wanted the Jamaican shit. Now I'm just growing it out for the fuck of it. People tell me I need a haircut and it's too nappy...do you think I give a damn what you think about me? Yeah don't answer that, you already know what it is. I'm done raging for right now, I'm off to bed. Got a college algebra test in the morning to fucking KILL. I'm sorry again mom for the language. I'm still finding myself right now.

Love,

Mr. Rager.

Wylin Therapy

If you read the post below, good for you. I'm not crazy I promise you. Not a stalker or anything like that either. I had a stalker before and it didn't end on the best terms. I'm just infatuated with one person right now and I'm ready for those feelings to past so I can get on these other "hoes". I call em "hoes" because I don't think getting involved with anyone is in my best interest. I get tooo sprung per say haaaa.

Deadass though this isn't a post about love. This is about me losing my mind. Why do I do it? Is it fun to do all this shit and feel like shit in the morning? In a way, yes, in a way, no. I feel the best when I'm "influenced" by ish that I shouldn't be taking. Bad part is, I want to quit doing it and just go on with my life but I know that won't happen for a LONG time. I'm wylin cuz I'm young. No man/women can blame an 18 year old for having the time of their lives. I would party tonight if I didn't have priorities but unfortunately my mother raised me better than she thought.

Truthfully, I need a slut in my life now. Hear me out. I'm in love with this one girl but she could give a DAMN about me. I understand that. Actually I don't understand that shit because I feel I could provide for her but I feel she is scared to let me in. That or ashamed that I am a so called "nigga". Whatever though. The slut will close this void I have in my heart for the time being because I'm telling you guys, through all this wylin out and doing all the partying, I feel even lonier than before. That's why I can't stop partying. I have to find that "thing" that makes me happy and that I make happy.

I want to be known as Mr. Rager. I don't care if it's Cudi's name or not. I feel I'm like him most days anyway. I have reallly started not to give a FUCK what anyone says about me. I love it too. I'm developing into the person that I'm supposed to be and I can say I love and hate who the future Mr. Rager is going to be. Wylin cuz I'm young. I might hit up Starkville this weekend. I really need a slut to come out of the blue and let me do my thing. Don't judge me for the way I think. If you do though, I could give a fuck less. Sorry, I'm RAGING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW. and yes mother, I do have to get my point across by cursing. People don't understand when you talk calm and normal.

I'm off to listen to more Charles Hamilon love songs and think about the chick they call concon. I'm pathetic I know, but these feelings won't go away. Eventually they will, but for now I will just let them take control of me. I'm getting your bike shawty :) Believe that....

Can't get over you Therapy.

"Claiming that I'm just not as serious as you, shawty if you only knew...........THIS IS SERIOUS"-Drizzy Drake

I'm in love with Connor Mullins. Shawty if you only knew, this is friggin serious. Can't stop thinking about you. Makes me sick to my stomach because I DON'T WANT TO LIKE YOU AT ALL!!! But for some strange reason, all I want is you. For some reason, I think there can be SOMETHING between us but you won't let it in. I'm going TOO FAR and I really don't give a fuck. My feelings are true and real and I just want you to be with someone who can really PROVIDE for you. I plan on getting you that bike you want I swear. I know you will never read this so I'm glad I can just get it off my chest. If I don't get you, I'll live like I have been, alone and wondering who the hell is loving you. If I do get you, I'll never let that relationship end. I hope you never read this because I'm like 9.5/10 on the creeper radar right now. Deadass I'm sorry but its the way I feel. Maybe one day you will feel the same and if not, tell me if a sucka EVER hurts you or treats you wrong. I won't have that shit at all.

Love,
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